Mobile Razor Phone
available in China, of course. It's a phone that is also a razor, just in case the title didn't fully convey the grandiosity of it all. And yes, it's appropriate to ask why, for the love of Buddha, why?
Celebrity Quotes of 2009
From ex-Wrestler reality stars to beauty queens, celebrities (yes, we use this term very, very loosely), have said some of the stupidest shit this year. Here are our favorite 10.
1. "We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage… I think I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there.”
- Carrie Prejean, Ex-Miss California, Homophobe
2. "I don’t want to be alone. The aloneness is so alone. ”
- Kate Gosselin, of TLC's Jon & Kate Plus 8, now ex-wife (with a limited vocabulary) of that douche-bag that constantly wears Ed Hardy t-shirts and bangs cracked out 20-year-olds
3. “I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears.”- Rihanna, "Edgy" (her words, not ours) Pop-Star
4. "And of course, here you go. I still love her, but she’s retarded too.”
- Guy Ritchie, director who was married to Man-Donna
5. What's up, London?" (Greeting audience in Manchester, UK)
- Britney Spears, stupid cow & vagina flasher, who didn't pass Geography
6. “It’s for God and for the gays.”
- Lady Gaga, alleged Hermaphodite Pop-Star
7. “I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like O.J., cutting everybody’s throat … I totally understand OJ. I get it.”
- Hulk Hogan, ex-wrestling reality star, future murderer with an annoying daughter
8. “There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘OK, we are.' 'We aren’t.' 'I’m a lesbian.’ I’m just trying to keep something."
- Kristen Stewart, boring, and terrible, Twilight actress
9. "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it."
- Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex & the City Star who may want to sell you piss as her next fragrance. Lovely, indeed!
10. "Twenty years old, that's an adult."
- Hayden Panettiere, Heroes Cheerleader and moron. Next time you decide to get a tattoo, make sure it's spelled right.
So what have we learned, kiddies? Remember what city you're in, don't make up words, if getting a tattoo, make sure its spelled right, and its always cool to reference homosexuality and call your ex a retard.
What Not to do in the Working World
If you want your Christmas Break from work to last a little longer, you could go with the standard flu or sick relative, but you could also re-create one of these true life scenarios to get yourself a day off, or possibly even fired. You may be called an asshole for the rest of your life, but hey, you'd have more time to read 215 mag.
Send E-mails in Capital Letters
A New Zealand woman was disciplined for sending an e-mail in all capital letters. Her employer said that her co-workers complained about her "shouty" and confrontational e-mails. She was awarded $11,500 on the spot, claiming that the company didn't have a style template for e-mails.
Beat the Shit Out of Yourself
A 23-year-old genius in Scotland wanted a day off, and instead of just calling in sick, the dumb shit actually beat himself up and claimed he was assaulted. To make it extra convincing for his boss, he cut his own face with a razor blade and beat himself in the face, head, and body with a rock. The fuck-tard even went as far as to file a police report.
Wreck The Boss's Car
A 23-year-old California woman wrecked her boss's Ferrari and caused over $125,000 in damage. She was unharmed, but her boss was obviously pretty pissed. We're wondering why she was even driving it in the first place.
Steal Video Games
An outstanding citizen in Germantown stole 2,200 games while workingas a mail-processing clerk. He would pocket the Gamefly Games (think Netflix for video games), and got caught after trading them into GameStop for money.
Accept a Huge Tip
A former Notre Dame catering employee is being sued by the school for spending a $29,387 tip after being paid back in April. The school is now claiming it was an error and has filed a lawsuit demanding she repay the money back.
Body Inflation
The Japanese have done it again. You would think they would just be happy about having the coolest names on the planet and be quiet in their smugness. NO, they have to go and up the ante of grotesque and weird (which they have, by far, helped set the bar). Saline injections as body art, people. And it ain't pretty.
Oh, Tiger.
What a fucking dumb ass. According to Perez Hilton.com, one of his many mistresses, Jamie Jungers, has revealed to her family that she has TONS of naughty & naked pictures of the golf ace. Jungers' aunt says that the mistress plans to sell the pictures to tabloids if Tiger attempts to break things off with her. Supposedly, the pictures were taken while Woods was passed out drunk.
If these pictures exist, they'll definitely get sold. All 200,000 mistresses seem to enjoy fame, money, and attention.
Rage Against the Machine vs. X-Factor
In an attempt to stop Simon Cowell's X-Factor artists' Christmas tracks from hitting #1, Rage Against the Machine has launched a campaign to take their 1992 hit, Killing In the Name, to the top spot on the UK Charts.The Facebook Group spearheading the download campaign are quoted as saying, "Fed up of Simon Cowell's latest karaoke act being Christmas No 1? Me too… So who's up for a mass-purchase of the track Killing In The Name as a protest to the X Factor monotony?"
Guitarist Tom Morello said the internet campaign ""tapped into the silent majority of the people in the UK who are tired of being spoon-fed one schmaltzy ballad after another".
As of this morning, Killing In the Name was ahead of X-Factor winner Joe McElderry’s The Climb by only 4,000 sales. X-Factor artists have held Christmas number 1s since 2005.
Over the last 10 days, over 750,000 people have signed up for Rage's cause. Both songs are projected to sell up to half a million copies by Sunday when the final positions are announced.
Here's the link to sign up for the Rage Against The Machine For Christmas No. 1 Facebook Group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=37655682127
Official Team USA Snowboarding Uniforms
Ok, so the overall Winter Olympics uniforms for team USA were designed by Ralph Lauren, but reputable snowboarding company had the honor of designing the team snowboarding uniforms, and they're pretty awesome.
The (almost) $75,000 Watch
Patek Philippe Grand Complications Collection 5136/1J
Cost: $74,600
Features: 18 karat yellow gold with a perpetual calendar with moon phases, day, date, month, leap year, and a.m./p.m. indication
Stella Artois - Recyclage de Luxe Online Film Festival
Nice. It's environmental, chic (yup, went there...and when you see the offerings, you will see chic applies very nicely, thank you.), and in chic fashion, the films in the festival will be appearing in shop fronts in the UK (always the UK).Watch this:
Then click here for their website.
Budweiser - Win a chance to see the Sixers play the Cavaliers - Dec 16th!!!
So, Little Giant (umm, parent company of two.one.five mag, remember?) is helping Budweiser execute a great program called....TAKE ME TO THE GAME, and quite appropriately so! Basically, if you go to Chickie & Pete's this Wednesday at 4:30, you will be entered to win a limo ride with some hot girls that night to go see the Sixers play the Cavaliers (LeBron, peeps!). That's the synopsis - read below for all of the details:
Budweiser & The Philadelphia 76ers Invite You to the Official Philly "Get Me 2 The Game" Party
Enter our raffle to win the ultimate Sixers experience!!!
The winner and 3 friends will be escorted by the Bud Girls in a private limo straight to the Wachovia Center to see The Sixers play the Cavs LIVE THAT NIGHT, along with an exclusive VIP prize pack!
Wednesday, Dec 16, 2009
4:30-6:30PM (Please Arrive Early)
Chickie's & Pete's
1526 Packer Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19145
21+ Valid ID Required
Chanel Sports Collection
Obviously, Kanye's blog had the jump on this, but we are not Kanye, nor is God or Jesus as he's told everyone over and over again....
two.one.five in 808!
Thx to Drew Daniels of the raggae band Tsunami Rising and Red Bull renaissance man, we have the affirmation below that we're alive and kicking in the West Coast!
Heineken Green Room - exclusive tickets to see Black Thought available at 215mag.com
Little Giant Media is working with Heineken on their brand spankin' new concert series "Heineken Green Room" (kick ass name, we know!).The first one kicks off December 16th @ Silk City featuring, wait for it...Black Thought and DJ Statik!
Here's the kicker. You can only get a ticket (that is good for you AND a friend) if you are one of the first 10 people to sign up on our website from Noon to midnight every day until Dec 15th. You also have a coupla chances every day if you follow us on Twitter. And, if you don't understand a word I'm saying, go to 215mag.com and read the easy instructions on the banner that says Heineken Green Room. (duh.)
BTW, in perfect concert with his pending performance, Black Thought's band, you might have heard of 'em, ummm, THE ROOTS are nominated for Artist of the Decade, Album of the Decade for "Phrenology," and Song of the Decade for "Star" on Urb mag's Best of the Decade Survey, so, vote.
And now you got 2 things to do now. Sorry.
Aw, @$#%ing Snap!
Burger King is either ridiculously brilliant or ridiculously misogynistic with a need to reduce women to tits and ass (refer to BK ad history).
Burger King UK (who knew?) has launched this site so peeps (men) can watch a bikini clad woman shake her "bits to the hits" each day. Titled "The world's first guilt free shower-cam", it might have taken away the guilt, but it's left a bit of slimy residue...take that as you will. ewwwww. It's part of their messaging "Seize the day your way". Oh my god, double ewwwww.
Enter here to seize your....
Spoiler alert and necessary bitchy remark - doesn't the woman look like posh spice with meat on her bones? Altho, for some of you, that wasn't a bitchy remark. heh.
Philly Has Talent!
Altho, they're getting younger every year. This 11 year old Philadelphian might be the only person who can belt out this tune (besides Jennifer Hudson and a handful of other seriously paid divas) without making you wanna curl underneath the sofa and die.
Universal Harmony
Great marketing gimmick. but still tugs at my heart.Starbucks and (RED) brought 124 countries together through this newfangled, never last technology to sing the Beatles Tune "All You Need is Love" (ahem, with a side of coffee..)
Oh Amy... Why???
Being a very big Amy Winehouse fan, I hope to God this is not true. Perez Hilton is reporting that Ms. Winehouse & her toxic on/off Blake Fielder-Civil are getting remarried when the scumbag gets out of his court-imposed rehab stint.
Supposedly, the enablers were holed up together for two days close to where Blake is in rehab. Blake even showed off his new tattoo of Amy's face on the back of his hand.
Here's a video of her performing on the MTV special 45th at Night (which I was lucky enough to be in the audience for!)
Who knew that Santa's Elves were also suicide bombers?
A Georgia man has been arrested after dressing up like a an elf and telling a mall Santa he was carrying dynamite. Police arrested 45-year-old William C. Caldwelll III, who was not part of the mall's Christmas Staff.
Police say Caldwell got in line to have his picture taken with Santa Claus. Police say when he reached the front of the line, he told Santa he had dynamite in his bag.
Police found no explosives. Caldwell was charged with having hoax devices and terroristic threats.
This one's for the fellas
Attention men: we know you hate shopping for anything besides sneakers. But it is Christmas, and that means you gotta put those sneakers to good use. We know that shopping with us ladies can be difficult. So go get all your shopping done in one night at King of Prussia Mall's annual Men's Shopping Night.
This year, male shoppers can take advantage of exclusive promotions offered by retailers including: special discounts, free gifts, gift wrapping (we KNOW you need this one) and personal shoppers. So if you have no clue what to buy anyone, you can get the work done for you.
And get this: you can enjoy free cocktails, beer, and food while you buy that Snuggie for Grandma.
The mall will provide each male shopper with a gift buying guide with ideas, store locations, and retail specials to make it as painless and easy as possible.
And the best part? Special guests from the Preston & Steve show will provide entertainment and hand out $50 gift cards to mall stores.
Men's Shopping Night is this Thursday (yes, tomorrow.) from 5 pm -10 pm.
Here are a few participating retailers and specials:
· Express – Personal shoppers, DJ, food and drinks. $30 off any $75 purchase.
· Cole Haan – 20 percent off entire purchase.
· Armani Exchange- 50 percent off any second item of equal or lesser value.
· Bath & Body Works- $10 off any $30 purchase.
· Michael Kors- Refreshments. Personal shoppers, 30 percent off select handbags.
Sports News: Another 3 Years of Andy Reid
The sometimes most hated man in Philadelphia, Eagles Head Coach Andy Reid, has been given a three year contract extension. Eagles owner Jeff Lurie announced the extension Wednesday, and the terms of the deal are still confidential.
Reid is the winningest coach in Eagles history, leading the Eagles to five NFC Championships (with only one Super Bowl appearance), and 92 overall wins since his start in 1999.
Swiss Army USB
At first glance, not so impressive, but it kinda grows on you the more you think about it.
Right?
She's BACK!
And it's good. Gotta love Sade...literally, there is nothing not to. No video, unfort, but just listen to the song - music is supposed to be auditory, ya know!
Discovery Channel's Shark Week...Scared Me.
Discovery tends to blow out marketing for Shark Week, some of which have been handled by this really creative agency. Like the largest underwater mural in the WORLD.
However, while this doesn't come from the aforementioned Interference Inc, it's a seriously awesome promotion (in my humble estimation). Check it out, cause it actually made me jump in my seat. Altho, I'm not a great barometer for courage.
Amazing Animation
Ok, so it's kind of long for those of you who have ADD (17 Minutes!!!)But this is AMAZING
The (Not) Holiday Gift Guide: Top 10 Worst Christmas Gifts
Well, there are some really horrible Christmas gifts out there. Here are the 10 worst.
10. Adrian Balboa Action Figure
Ok, so like most Philadelphians, I love me some Rocky. But, an Adrian Action Figure? This is just stupid.
9. Faux Tattoo Sleeves
I know that these aren't new, but this has to end. Stop being a bitch and just get the real thing. Ed Hardy shirt, hair gel, steroids, and fist pumping sold separately.
8. Yoda Backpack
I get it. There is many people who would actually love to receive this as a gift. But for those of us who don't enjoy roaming through the woods with a light saber pretending to be a Jedi, this is just bad.
7. Bacon & Eggs Bandages
Ok, so you fall down and scrape your knee. Don't use a plain, boring bandage: wouldn't you much rather have a sunny-side up egg stuck to you?
6. Banana Cell Phone Holder
Imagine seeing someone using this in public. Enough said.
5. Portable Toilet Seat
Wait, I take that back. Imagine seeing someone (probably a Redneck) use THIS in public. I love how this picture portrays the product: Hook the portable toilet seat to the back of your truck, stop in the middle of a dirt road in broad daylight, and take a shit!
4.Finger Nose Hair Trimmer
This one, I just don't get.
3. Erectile Difficulties Book
I love the idea of this as a gag gift, but even so, be prepared for one angry man. One thing I've learned: Never insult a man's penis. It's worse than talking about his mama.
2. USB Stripper
All you have to do is plug the Stripper's USB into your computer, load your itunes, and turn some music on, and PRESTO! You have a Barbie Strip Club. Even as a gag gift, you're probably going to get some funny looks and get labeled a pervert.
1. Judaism Spray
FINALLY! Sick of hearing your friend bitch about long, grueling conversion classes? Well, no more! Just spray on the instant Judaism spray, become one of the chosen people. Love the as seen on TV sticker. Wonder where the infomercial is?
Tomboy Report: Football Fun
If you're like me, it's next to impossible to drag your man away from the TV on Sundays. Luckily for ladies, the makers of sports apparel developed a way to gain some attention back on the weekends: team panties.
You (or your man) can purchase team panties on www.fansedge.com, www.nflshop.com, or www.mlbshop.com. Not all teams are available, but most NFL & MLB teams feature some options.
Just a tip: don't wear them if his team loses.
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