What Not to do in the Working World

What Not to do in the Working World

If you want your Christmas Break from work to last a little longer, you could go with the standard flu or sick relative, but you could also re-create one of these true life scenarios to get yourself a day off, or possibly even fired. You may be called an asshole for the rest of your life, but hey, you'd have more time to read 215 mag.

Send E-mails in Capital Letters

A New Zealand woman was disciplined for sending an e-mail in all capital letters. Her employer said that her co-workers complained about her "shouty" and confrontational e-mails. She was awarded $11,500 on the spot, claiming that the company didn't have a style template for e-mails.

Beat the Shit Out of Yourself

A 23-year-old genius in Scotland wanted a day off, and instead of just calling in sick, the dumb shit actually beat himself up and claimed he was assaulted. To make it extra convincing for his boss, he cut his own face with a razor blade and beat himself in the face, head, and body with a rock. The fuck-tard even went as far as to file a police report.

Wreck The Boss's Car

A 23-year-old California woman wrecked her boss's Ferrari and caused over $125,000 in damage. She was unharmed, but her boss was obviously pretty pissed. We're wondering why she was even driving it in the first place.

Steal Video Games

An outstanding citizen in Germantown stole 2,200 games while workingas a mail-processing clerk. He would pocket the Gamefly Games (think Netflix for video games), and got caught after trading them into GameStop for money.

Accept a Huge Tip

A former Notre Dame catering employee is being sued by the school for spending a $29,387 tip after being paid back in April. The school is now claiming it was an error and has filed a lawsuit demanding she repay the money back.