Celebrity Quotes of 2009

Celebrity Quotes of 2009

From ex-Wrestler reality stars to beauty queens, celebrities (yes, we use this term very, very loosely), have said some of the stupidest shit this year. Here are our favorite 10.

1. "We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage… I think I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there.”

- Carrie Prejean, Ex-Miss California, Homophobe

2. "I don’t want to be alone. The aloneness is so alone. ”

- Kate Gosselin, of TLC's Jon & Kate Plus 8, now ex-wife (with a limited vocabulary) of that douche-bag that constantly wears Ed Hardy t-shirts and bangs cracked out 20-year-olds

3. “I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears.”

- Rihanna, "Edgy" (her words, not ours) Pop-Star

4. "And of course, here you go. I still love her, but she’s retarded too.”

- Guy Ritchie, director who was married to Man-Donna

5. What's up, London?" (Greeting audience in Manchester, UK)

- Britney Spears, stupid cow & vagina flasher, who didn't pass Geography

6. “It’s for God and for the gays.”

- Lady Gaga, alleged Hermaphodite Pop-Star

7. “I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like O.J., cutting everybody’s throat … I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

- Hulk Hogan, ex-wrestling reality star, future murderer with an annoying daughter

8. “There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘OK, we are.' 'We aren’t.' 'I’m a lesbian.’ I’m just trying to keep something."

- Kristen Stewart, boring, and terrible, Twilight actress

9. "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it."

- Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex & the City Star who may want to sell you piss as her next fragrance. Lovely, indeed!

10. "Twenty years old, that's an adult."

- Hayden Panettiere, Heroes Cheerleader and moron. Next time you decide to get a tattoo, make sure it's spelled right.

So what have we learned, kiddies? Remember what city you're in, don't make up words, if getting a tattoo, make sure its spelled right, and its always cool to reference homosexuality and call your ex a retard.